lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
(Source: octupac, via neeerizzaaa)
I’m gonna start being a major bitch to certain people I swear.
today is the day that every white girl announces that she is irish
(Source: tomlinsass)
OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY and none of that actually happened
(via urbancatfitters)
it makes me nervous when people tell me they think i’m funny or that they want to be friends because i feel like they have really high expectations and i’m going to severely let them down
(via urbancatfitters)